Would You Believe Me When I Tell You, "You Are The King Of My Heart"?

It's reached a pinnacle.



I fail at failing.

You can't get much worse than that.
Although I am a mean jam-jar-wrapper-and-decorator. From now on, this shall be my new title.

I've found an actual real life Adam Green/Moldy Peaches/Anti-folk too. Heavens above.